badjokesbyjeff:

As a car mechanic, I can safely say, I don’t understand the gay agenda. 

I do however, understand the trans mission.

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sharkboyrostrum:

Spinning flatfish in these troubled times

(via chaos-roll)

heyitsphoenixx:

the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent

(via formulatrash)

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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aflo:

ndiecity:

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vanityplatesofmi:

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cannibalchicken:

(via kodachromenightmare)

I really want to sleep tonight, not listen to the people upstairs play bocce ball and scream at each other.